A big container is just on the way to Asia with a shipment of the BDT blood that the boys so eagerly been selling. The boys has been working their asses off, to afford the expensive Real-dolls and the exotic island Mykonos in the Greece archipelago. They have practically lived at the hospital with their body's wired up to big containers.BDT is in panic, after the first shipment just reached japan and fortunate customers got a hold of big packs of the x-tra potent BDT blod-pills, side affect are starting to show up!! The molecules of the testosterone filled blood pills are to big for the Asian "fire crackers" So yesterday Tokyo experienced an explosion that measured 6.8 on the Richter scale. A little over exited customer took two pills and had to seek hospital with his precious blown to pieces, (not a pretty sight from what we heard). The official warning came out a little bit late, so soon hole Japan sounded like the minutes before midnight on new years eve, Bang!.....Bang!.....Bang!....Bang!.....Bang!....Bang!.....Bang!....Bang!...Bang!...Bang!...
Bang!...Bang!...ah you get it!! A fertility doctor said at the press-conference, that this will change the population for centurys, after a generation of kinky Japanese men has been castrated. (one cynical BDT member commented, why wont we go there now, with all the male competition wearing diapers.)
Back to zero, further orders of the Love-dolls are canceled and the island on Grece is just a memory, no cash no fun...
But BDT never ever let any circumstances get them down on their knees, so now BDT is proud to announce their new brilliant plan....
A model agency!! BDT have for the last year got a hundreds of requests from companies and people that want to hire the Love warrior different photo shots. The love warriors that normally only get paid in love has now a change to make a fortune...We are soon out with more info..
To be continued...
//P. Beladonna is speechless..
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