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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

BDT AK-47 school



Ak-47 lesson with Speedy

The rumors that BDT is buying Mykonos has reached the world. The news-channels have mixed feelings, some say that this will be the end of the human race while other think this is going to make change, for reel. BDT has their own aspect on social benefits, what is free dental care against free weaponry Service..? Nothing if you ask a true Belladonna member. Every new inhabitant on the island will get their own Ak 47, one of the strongest symbol of freedom and revolution (and death to a few not so fortunate). Home brewery is going to be legal, every family is going to compete with each other to make the best brew in the world (we guarantee you its not Carlsberg, i mean if they did, why would they have to spend 100000000€ i advertising persuading people?? would´t they get it any way...??). European Union that is struggling with economical problem are afraid that this will be the end of EU, since 35% of their economy lies in alcohol. BDT is going to transport their liquid gold in oil tankers and connect with every European country's water system, so instead of cold water people is going to get 40% of pure BDT happiness, for free...!! BDT is going to finance this by abolish taxes...? Well did you at least passed the math course in school, you will say this is not possible...We say it is..! For every time a person back-stab another human being, BDT´s Love Warriors is going to bee there with there fully loaded AK-47 and collect one dollar...Do the math!!

BDT is also recruiting a:
National anthem composer; we are looking for something strong but at the same time sensitive, like a mix of Wagner and Satie
Linguist: Of cause we got to have our own language, we have sent a request to the Swedish chef in the Muppet show
Pyrotechnician: Just great to have to have!!

Ps. We still haven't got a name for the island!!

//P.Belladonna hahahahh haha....hahahaaaa...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The new land of BDT

The BDT blood affair is filling every part of the empty pockets with money. The Realdolls are ordered, but!! BDT had such high standards of their order, they choose special eye color, breast size, body size, fully drilled etc, that the order will take at least 8 weeks...?? The BDT boys cant possibly wait that long...!! Emergency alarm!! BDT's fully loaded rockets are starting to produce a heavy black smoke that makes an erupting volcano on Island look like a child fart. The whole aviation industry, that can't afford another crisis, has sent the BDT boys an angry letter saying that they will sell all their business to Ryan Air if the boys don't immediately emigrate and leave the county. The boys that likes to fly with dignity and being treated like people, realized that this threat had to be taken seriously.

BDT that practically is swimming in money is planning in buying a Greek island and move there fast. Greece, that recently is experiencing economical problems (a big group of economical consultants are helping them to find out what went wrong), BDT knows the answer, when Greece went from Drachmer to Euro they took their chance and increased the prices with a few 100% . So from being a hospitable country they became a tourist machinery, their new slogan was -"Come here and swim in our azur blue water...while we fuck your tourist asses", just like Paris (however in Paris you take a dive in dog poo). So now they are selling all their islands to high bidders.

BDT is looking at Mykonos, the promiscuous paradise island for sexual liberated free spirits. BDT is planning to make the whole island into a naturist swingers society for bikers all around the world. To take their social responsibility, they are going to open and establish a clinic for people with sexual addiction. But BDT has a different approach, instead of helping the needed to get rid of their abuse, BDT is going to release the patients of their burden of desire. These plans will help Greece back on their feet ripping people off, helping the "truly" needed and finally the BDT boys will get some action..!

ps. Please help us come up with a brilliant name for this beautiful island..

//P.Belladonna is having another gyros..for 10 Euro!!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

BDT Book club










BDTs first book review gets 5 out of 5 gas wires. "Just kids" is about the rock legend Patti Smith and BDT favorite photographer Robert Mapplethorpes early relationship: buy the book here

//P:Belldonna is waiting for the Gothenburg GP