//P.Belladonna is true BDT bullshit
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
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//P.Belladonna is betting on horses
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Full trottle into the curve, ambulance out ..
We are proud to introduce our new Speedway photographer Tomas Björnlund. He promised us to camp out at the track, to make sure not to miss one great racing picture.//P.Belladonna taught Jerry looked good at the cross..
The God Blog
Invitation card from God//P.Belladonna is a TRUE believer..
Monday, May 10, 2010
The BDT way #4
Belladonna is at a performance test measuring their actual speed limit. BDT have come to the conclusion that every member is over stepping their performance limits. This results in a feeling of alienation and often ends up in compulsive beauvoir, drug and sex abuse etc, every person as well as machinery have their right cruising speed, were they run smoothly in harmony with the nature. From the tests made by the professor in Harmony Mr. Kalkyl it was found that the BDT boys reaches limits that is deadly to a "normal" person. Their sleeping pulse is the same as athletic marathon runner after 3 hour on the track. The hole gang is after this insight sent to a camp in northern Tibet. A senior yellow munch has taken the BDT Boys under his wings. The Boys is on a strict diet and tantra Yoga. So instead of embracing powerful babes and bikes the boys are weaved together with each other slowly mumling .....hummlina humlina huuuuummliaaaaa..........aaaaa.......!!!!
The BDT way:# 1, 2, 3
Saturday, May 8, 2010
BDT Book club
BDTs first book review gets 5 out of 5 gas wires. "Just kids" is about the rock legend Patti Smith and BDT favorite photographer Robert Mapplethorpes early relationship: buy the book here
//P:Belldonna is waiting for the Gothenburg GP
Friday, May 7, 2010
BDT at the club
The BDT Members John and Ossi had their release of their new album MAVERICKS at Cafe Opera, and the rest of the BDT gang was of course their to support their performance. listen here
//P:Belladonna is a fan..
BDT at the track
The summer is here..and so are the Speedway. Stockholm welcomes the new grand prix driver ZORRO.//P:Belladonna=Adrenaline
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Harder than a rock..
The year is 1984 and Norway has found oil for the first time. So from being in the shadow of their big brother nation in the east, Norway passed the leader of the Scandinavian countries, Sweden. Norway stories (for centuries the swedes had made up funny stories of their small neighbor nation) turned into Sweden stories. The next coming years were followed by a mass emigration from Sweden to Norway, since the salaries in Norway increased with 22% while the welfare economy crashed in Sweden. So should you by a mistake slip across the border into Norway today and have to stop by a gas station to fill your stomach with a hot-dog, you have to come up with 10 €..While the economy and the Swedish crone was equal with toilet paper, the Norwegian economy flourished.....until today!!!
The BDT boys were so urgent to get laid, they went through the ordering process buying them selves a Real Doll, a 100% get laid security. At the end of the process they became honestly aware of the price!! 6999€ !! What the f***ck, why should life treat you so hard? The BDT boys that already spent a fortune on getting their bikes in riding position, looked deep into their empty wallets. Creative actions were required!!
The whole BDT gang went to donate blood which is great business in Sweden. At the same time in Japan a business man over heard the BDT boys blood transfer actions. So yesterday the Swedish export council and foreign minister got a call from the Japanese business man that wants to order 200.000 liters of the potent BDT Blood (until today for a very secret amount). It came to a fact that the blood of the BDT boys is 6o times more effective than the essence of moose horns that the Japanese are importing tons of from Sweden today. People in northern Sweden have for ages hunted small Japanese people sneaking around in the forests seeking for the aphrodisiac gold, the moose horn that is twice the effect of Viagra, but goes for 100 times the price.
An economist at the Swedish government has estimated the BDT blood affair to be the biggest export product for ages, and not since the artist E-type had his last hit the prognoses for the Swedish economy has looked so good. In a report made today by the United Nations, the blood by BDT is proclaimed as one of the biggest undiscovered nature recourses on earth. The Swedish government is dancing and smiling. At last they got a little pride back after selling their industrial soul, Volvo, Saab etc, etc.....
Problem solved. Sweden got their face back towards their brothers in the west, the mooses will live, the Japanese will get some life in their small sticks and BDT boys will get laid...
To be continued..
//P.Belladonna is freestyling..
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Get laid part #2 "Real doll"
Say hello to Sally, she is a real doll, yes a REAL doll made out of 55 kg of silicone. The BDT boys' resent attempt to make clothes to get laid has totally failed. The boys forgot that is wasn't just about nice looking clothes, which they accidentally succeeded to create, is was about brands!! If the right little tag wasn't in place, the creations were totally wrong, the women weren't just wearing advanced cut couture, they were walking billboards of a collection of brands. BDT that has a sex drive that could support a nuclear power plant have to find a quick solution as their libido is burning for spring sensuality. Fortunate the BDT boys are a creative community of dudes..quick impulses have to be easily satisfied (this time of year burning rubber is just not enough). Every man has a budget for each romantic adventure, from the first date to real action, and cutting costs and minimizing the risk are crucial. The creative combination of alcohol, dinners and great looks is still a very unsecured and expensive technique, is it possible the get the price per action down??After this Friday's party in the dungeon, the brilliant idea came up when a old BDT member again after over using the alcohol part and in the get laid process disappointedly commented..she was like a dead doll!! He continued his story by telling the majority of his erotic experiences has being disappointing to that fact, (if he couldn't get them going with his missed out looks or that he just cut time in the process by filling them with alcohol will be left untold) but the fucked up fact remained. If his intimate female encounters most of the time felt like dead dolls, why not just buy a DOLL, then you can use them again and again and again, no complain, no head ache - just pure action..and if you are a hell of a dude the cost can come down to practically nothing...BINGO!!!
To be continued...
Get your self a Real doll!
//P.Belladonna is pumping it up
Monday, May 3, 2010
BDT can see you!!
Are you one of our almost 70 000 readers? If so we would like the say congratulation! Trough the last year we have developed a spy-ware program that makes it possible for us to see you reading our blog. At the same time we implemented a feel good indicator. Belladonna is like medicine, it taste like shit to swallow but it makes you a healthier and happier person. Our feel good indicator is scientifically proved and measures your well being from day to day as you follow our madness. What we really don´t want to say is (its a secret) that the hole Belladonna blog has a build in random number generator that produces stories depending of your mood and state of mind. BDT is a reflection of your inner desires and fantasies..So this could be another Bizarre BDT story made up by a twisted mind, or you can try to look e little deeper into your screen....
Ps. And you in the green shirt that gets going with your rocket watching out bike projects pics, don´t worry we love you to.
//P:Belladonna is wind surfing on pixels in the matrix
Sunday, May 2, 2010
On and off, get laid #1
Soon in every mans hand, the Belladonna Sewing Score Machine
Do women think about any thing else than clothes?...they eat, breed, and live clothes. According to a late research, women think about clothes 9090 times a day. At the same time on another planet men think 9090 times how to get them off..can you see the problem? Through history, men always thought the reason they didn't score was that they weren't god looking enough, hadn't got the coolest car or didn't by enough champagne at the latest party. When the truth is women prefer the things they love most closest to their body - their clothes. Through a recent survey 1000 women were asked what they wold choose if they got an unlimited shopping card for the rest of their life or if they had to give up sex, 999 took the card. For a weak moment we think they dress up for us... but what a fatal mistake, the dress up to impress people with the same passion..for clothes.
Women have for a century been fighting for the equal rights and help men to see behind the female body, but at the same time they are building up the biggest wall in wall in the genus history - fashion.
Since this last discovery BDT has started up a sewing course and during the following weeks the BDT boys has estimated that the scoring statistics will increase with 589%. So instead of working out their six packs, buying expensive Wine, climbing the ladder of a successful career or even trying to treat women as equal being they are the BDT boys are at the sewing machine making sweet little clothing for them to wear.. Today the BDT boys never leave home without a little pair of knickers or shirts. And guys what a hit! To lure them of one outfit and offer them a new one, and in between try to get a quick one.. Guys, haven't you got this revolting insight!? We recommend you to run to the nearest store and buy preferably a "Belladonna Sewing score machine" (yes we invested a huge amount of green ones when we realized this spectacular insight). So instead of hanging in front of your v-twin, go for a machine that truly gets you laid - the sewing machine..
To be continued...
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//P.Belladonna putting your tung in the right position got a new perspective..
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