//P.Belladonna is looking for a assistant.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Bling Bang
The BDT army of Love warriors are starting to set a standard of their armory. Later this year BDT is going to release a weapon-fashion-line under the name "BLING BANG". BDT is collaborating with Elin King and the gay community in West village in NewYork. We hope to have everything ready by the Stockholm Gay parade.//P.Belladonna is down on his 4
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Hot hot hot..
Sweden, that normal is a gigantic freezer have turn into a tropical paradise. BDT is in their boxers swinging 7,3 beer and watching water ballet from the world under.//P:Belladonna trampar vatten för fulla muggar ( sorry no worthy translation)
Creative or fucked up, that is the question?
Now is it proven, there is a difference between creativity and creativity. For such a long time so many have wandered the earth calling themselves creative, our world is packed with self-declared creatives... But there is a big difference between creativity and "Creative brilliance". Creativity is nothing you learn in art or a designer school, it is something you are born and live with. Sweden's biggest morning paper SVD just released an extended report on creativity and creativity brilliance and mental illness and the role of D2-receptors that controls the creativity.
In a society where the competition is rock-hard, creativity is an essential skill and the lack of it, often makes people feel impotent. Therefore creative wannabes are spreading our life´s with their mediocre attempts, but they miss one essential part, "art". It is within the art perspective that creativity transcends from creativity to "creative brilliance". Creativity itself is just a survival skill helping people to handle normal tasks in life, learn how to get on the subway without paying, to deduct taxes and how to get a babe in bed, you can be good at it, or not... but BDT is talking of "creative brilliance". The outcome doesn´t necessarily have to be brilliant for the creative to be brilliant, most of the time it is the failed, the not so talented person that is judging the work, the gallerists (with their own name on the gallery...pleeease give up!!!), media critics (with their own picture printed next to the article...pleeease give up!!!) and of course normal creative people. Creative Brilliance is a process with art in polemic interaction with the contemporary world. It is within the creative energy and its ability to rock and change the world that the brilliance lies, we mean what is creative about repeating the past..?
So what is art.. and the person that devotes his life to it ?? Some call them artists, people that allow themselves to listen and follow their inner voices (the more voices the better). It is a person that dives when everybody else are surfing on the latest trend-wave, it is a person who sees a possible solution within every impossible situation, all to make a better world. His life is his media, everything from mathematical numbers to cold hard iron, he is an interpretor scanning for the clues to give us creatives the truth.
BDT thinks the SVD theory sounds great but they just don't stick to the SVD Schizophrenia/Creativity theory which means that you only have the power of two people to handle. But as usual BDT take it a little bit further. So now they are at a "multi-personality-center" in Uzbekistan. The very famous scientist Ulgar Fernoma has under the inspiration of Luke Reinharts book "The dice man" organized a camp for modern people that got tired of themselves. He says that every person has got at least 8 personas, and it depends on your growth which one you affirmed and which one your surrounding told you to suppress, that resulted in who you became. So what happened to the 7 other personas..could it be that you are trapped in a social cage?? He tells us that his patients often feel that there is a big difference who they wanna be, and who they became, and the the gap in-between these extremes are what makes them unhappy. By unlocking multiple personas Ulgar Fernoma open doors to possibilities within his patients that makes them more complete, creative and of course more true to themselves.
BDT has just finished their week in Uzbekistan unleashed their demons and are heading home on their new polished BDT bikes, ready to take on new challenges as their new true creative multiple personas.
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Ps. Is it a creative or cynical insight that if we would have posted a naked lady with this story, it probably would have had 5 times more readers.
Ps 2. Translation for Slice
//P.Belladonna says that "people are so fucked up trying to be somebody, that they forget who they truly are".
BDT AK-47 school
Ak-47 lesson with SpeedyThe rumors that BDT is buying Mykonos has reached the world. The news-channels have mixed feelings, some say that this will be the end of the human race while other think this is going to make change, for reel. BDT has their own aspect on social benefits, what is free dental care against free weaponry Service..? Nothing if you ask a true Belladonna member. Every new inhabitant on the island will get their own Ak 47, one of the strongest symbol of freedom and revolution (and death to a few not so fortunate). Home brewery is going to be legal, every family is going to compete with each other to make the best brew in the world (we guarantee you its not Carlsberg, i mean if they did, why would they have to spend 100000000€ i advertising persuading people?? would´t they get it any way...??). European Union that is struggling with economical problem are afraid that this will be the end of EU, since 35% of their economy lies in alcohol. BDT is going to transport their liquid gold in oil tankers and connect with every European country's water system, so instead of cold water people is going to get 40% of pure BDT happiness, for free...!! BDT is going to finance this by abolish taxes...? Well did you at least passed the math course in school, you will say this is not possible...We say it is..! For every time a person back-stab another human being, BDT´s Love Warriors is going to bee there with there fully loaded AK-47 and collect one dollar...Do the math!!
BDT is also recruiting a:
National anthem composer; we are looking for something strong but at the same time sensitive, like a mix of Wagner and Satie
Linguist: Of cause we got to have our own language, we have sent a request to the Swedish chef in the Muppet show
Pyrotechnician: Just great to have to have!!
Ps. We still haven't got a name for the island!!
//P.Belladonna hahahahh haha....hahahaaaa...
Monday, May 17, 2010
BDT at the club #2
The dj legend Derrick May hosted Sweden and Berns, and of cause was BDT there support him.//P.Belladonna says bumpa bumpa..
All you need is love
Yes, and if you did´t know?? This is what i am talking about, indisputable pure love. I am sorry for your safe ass if you don´t feel me...//P.Belladonna sliding trough live, with a gigatic smile on his face...
Sunday, May 16, 2010
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
The new land of BDT
The BDT blood affair is filling every part of the empty pockets with money. The Realdolls are ordered, but!! BDT had such high standards of their order, they choose special eye color, breast size, body size, fully drilled etc, that the order will take at least 8 weeks...?? The BDT boys cant possibly wait that long...!! Emergency alarm!! BDT's fully loaded rockets are starting to produce a heavy black smoke that makes an erupting volcano on Island look like a child fart. The whole aviation industry, that can't afford another crisis, has sent the BDT boys an angry letter saying that they will sell all their business to Ryan Air if the boys don't immediately emigrate and leave the county. The boys that likes to fly with dignity and being treated like people, realized that this threat had to be taken seriously.
BDT that practically is swimming in money is planning in buying a Greek island and move there fast. Greece, that recently is experiencing economical problems (a big group of economical consultants are helping them to find out what went wrong), BDT knows the answer, when Greece went from Drachmer to Euro they took their chance and increased the prices with a few 100% . So from being a hospitable country they became a tourist machinery, their new slogan was -"Come here and swim in our azur blue water...while we fuck your tourist asses", just like Paris (however in Paris you take a dive in dog poo). So now they are selling all their islands to high bidders.
BDT is looking at Mykonos, the promiscuous paradise island for sexual liberated free spirits. BDT is planning to make the whole island into a naturist swingers society for bikers all around the world. To take their social responsibility, they are going to open and establish a clinic for people with sexual addiction. But BDT has a different approach, instead of helping the needed to get rid of their abuse, BDT is going to release the patients of their burden of desire. These plans will help Greece back on their feet ripping people off, helping the "truly" needed and finally the BDT boys will get some action..!
ps. Please help us come up with a brilliant name for this beautiful island..
//P.Belladonna is having another gyros..for 10 Euro!!
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